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Sailor's Silly Songs

by Malcolm Sailor

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I love to laugh at you Ha ha ha, ha ha ha I love to laugh at you Ha ha ha, ha ha ha When you do the things you do It's funny so I laugh at you Laughter's never mirth undue When it's laughter laughed at you I love to laugh at you... Though I might feel bad for you There's no hope I might subdue The laughs at you I break into The laughs I laugh at you I love to laugh at you... The things you do make laughs debut Laughs follow you like one then two Cause and effect you can't undo That's the law of laughs at you I love to laugh at you... I'll laugh a belly laugh or two I'll chuckle and I'll snicker too Hearty guffaws I'll have a few I'll laugh these laughs at you I love to laugh at you... If you protest my laughs at you I'll find your protests funny too Either way - catch 22! I'm gonna laugh at you I love to laugh at you... I laugh until my face turns blue I laugh so much I need the loo So many laughs exhaust me, phew So many laughs at you I love to laugh at you... If my laughs make you sad, boo hoo At you my laughs can't but accrue Such funny laughs I never knew As those I laugh at you I love to laugh at you... I'll LOL at you it's true ROFTL will ensue LMAO with all my crew I'll lawl lawl lawl at you I love to laugh at you... I'll ha and ho and hee and hoo Like this: "ha ha" "ho ho" "hee hoo" I'll snort (snort) then I'll laugh anew And it's all thanks to you I love to laugh at you... I laugh and laugh and laugh at you I laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh at you Laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh you Did I mention I'll laugh at you? I love to laugh at you...
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If you like me (and you do) If you'd like to follow through If you think I'm rather fine There's a stink you're gonna find You may fancy me that way But it's chancy let me say I can't restrain try as I may My spicy methane gas bouquet My farts are just My farts are just the price you've got to pay Those wretched gusts, Those poopy thrusts of air will waft your way If you're disgusted Or remain nonplussed, bowel gas is gonna spray. My farts are just the price you've got to pay Your eyes may deem me stunning, yes Dreamy, steamy in excess But eyes are blind to odours rank Your nose may find too much my stank Your ears may find my voice sublime, But ears don't mind odours, I'm Warning your sense olfactòry My butt's a real smell factory My farts are just My farts are just the price you've got to pay Those wretched gusts, Those poopy thrusts of air will waft your way If you're disgusted Or remain nonplussed, bowel gas is gonna spray. My farts are just the price you've got to pay
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Thor 02:15
Mighty mighty Thor, god of thunder (with your golden hair) With your hammer split the world asunder (like you just don't care) God of thunder, mighty mighty Thor (mighty Thor!) Teach me please to be more hardcore (teach him please to be more hardcore) Thunder thunder mighty might Thor god (with your hair so fine) Before your might could we be any more awed (with your hair divine) God of thunder, mighty mighty Thor (mighty Thor!) Teach me please to be more hardcore (teach him please to be more hardcore) Thor! Over the world you menacing tower Thor! Beneath your hammer strikes we cower Thor! Teach me the secrets of your power Thor! Teach me to be the man of the hour
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Lyrics: Why else would we get up in the morning, if not to hum your sweet and catchy tunes? Tap our feet in ones and twos and threes and fours, again and again and again and again, again! Sweet music! It's you, music, you! You we sing! Else who? Sweet music! We never sing anything else! It's you, too, that we danced to, we're entranced to, we fancy you! It's you, music you, yes it's you, you, you, you, it's you! People throw festivals just about you, They stay out late in crappy bars! It wasn't the sirens, no, no, no, it was the song! It was the catchy hooks that get stuck in our heads so long! Sweet music! It's you, music, you! You we sing! Else who? Sweet music! We never sing anything else! It's you, too, that we danced to, we're entranced to, we fancy you! It's you, music you, yes it's you, you, you, you, it's you!

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released June 16, 2013

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Malcolm Sailor Montreal, Québec

My name is Malcolm Sailor and I’m a composer and pianist living in Montreal. You can hear some of my other projects at the links below. I’m also a piano and music theory teacher serving all ages. I can be reached at malcolm dot sailor at gmail dot com.

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